Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

(via whitedad)



I actually really needed to read this right now.

thank you I needed this I’ll be okay I’ll make it

(Source: onherway, via drousy)

(Source:, via selectively)


no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


i was told….

customers who wanna start some shit  (via suspend)

(Source: aquilamon, via overfierce)

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